Daily Inspiration #2

Making babies is a sure fire way to ensure you are tired for 18-28 years. Do you really think you have what it takes to not sleep for decades? 
I have undergone tremendous hardships in my life coach training, but that suffering is nothing compared to being yelled at by babies all the time.
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Star Report October 2019


Each month I step out of my crystal meditation chamber, close my office and leave my home. I plunge into the wilderness and ride the cosmic current until I am speaking directly to the star people. I ask them what you need to know in order to better navigate the coming lunar cycle and they speak to me. I then return to Earth and share this cosmic wisdom, with you, my readers.

Aries- Time to own up to who ate all those pickles and ruined the annual pickle day parade. You can’t hide forever, too many people are looking for you.

Taurus-Are you sad to see the Sun leave your sign or were you too busy to notice he was even there in the first place? Thought so.

Gemini- So the homemade rocket ship didn’t quite work as planned. You already quit your job, so why not try again? What’s the worst that could happen? Interstellar travel gets put into the hands of the common citizen? That’s not so bad.

Cancer- You’re up to your old ways, but everyone else is up to their new ways.

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05 Solve All Of Your Inner Issues Lesson 05

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Dear Broken Soul,
You have made it! This is the final lesson! Over the past five days, I feel we have really gotten to know each other over the course of this course. I know you have begun to grow, on the inside, where it counts the most. What are we waiting for? Let’s dive right in and start the quiz and certification process:

The Quiz

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04 Solve All Of Your Inner Issues Lesson 04

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Dear Broken Soul,
Have you slain the two-headed dragon that dwells within you? While not a prerequisite for this lesson, it would surely help you in your quest to evolve if you move into Lesson Four with a allegorical dragon dead or dying behind you. Not a real one, they no longer exist in this dimension, but rather the symbolic dragon we discussed in Lesson Three.

In the previous Lessons, we focused on WHAT was causing you all the problems you love complaining about. This Lesson will be different. Lesson Four is about WHAT you can do about the less-than-optimal conditions in which you find yourself being yourself.

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03 Solve All Of Your Inner Issues Lesson 03

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Dear Broken Soul,

Have you noticed how you are a little less un-evolved then you were before we began this journey towards wisdom together? You should have noticed a slight increase in being able to not mentally abuse yourself. If you haven’t, no worries! There is still time. While Inner Evolution is not a race there are winners. Perplexing, is it not? I hope you can agree that this wanton navel-gazing is pleasurable, yet, useless. Let us instead turn our attention to this Lesson, Lesson Three, which is the third lesson of five lessons.

Simple arithmetic tells us that there are two lessons remaining. Complex arithmetic tells us that each lesson contains an infinite number of smaller lessons within it. Lessons, within lessons- which are wrapped in profound insights and enrobed in silky wisdom.

The title of this lesson claims to reveal something of unthinkable importance. Indeed, if only the root cause of all your problems could be isolated and defeated the rest of your life would be lived in unmitigated bliss of an intensity you are currently unequipped to comprehend.

Sadly, it is not as simple as that. The Root Cause Of All Suffering is a two-headed dragon that cannot be dealt with in one Sub-Heading Of Wisdom, it will take two:

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02 Solve All Of Your Inner Issues Lesson 02

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Dear Broken Soul,

I am sure that you are still feeling the effects of Lesson One, that is good news to me. My wisdom is sometimes difficult to absorb, because of this some of you may be experiencing mental or physical discomfort. Do not panic as this is nothing more than a side effect of your old opinions being broken down and replaced with my words and wisdom. The internal vibrational rehabbing you are experiencing is your first true step towards wholeness. I am glad that you have taken that first step because we are on the second step and performing steps in the wrong order is embarrassing, irresponsible, and dangerous. The path of evolution is paved with enough embarrassment, irresponsibility, and danger as it is without you clumsily heaping more on yourself.

That being said, let us proceed to Lesson Two which antecedes Lesson One, which you have recently finished reading and absorbing. I will remind you that you are not intended to rush through these lessons, but rather slowly experience them until all of the droplets of wisdom and insight are lapped up into your mind by the willing tongue of your facilities. We will, of course, be following the same format established in Lesson One. Without further boohoo, here are:

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01 Solve All Of Your Inner Issues Lesson 01

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Dear Broken Soul,

Congratulations! Your life has gotten to the point where you expect automated emails to solve your problems! Fantastic. You have chosen wisely and well by choosing this email course. I know you seemingly have a lot of options when it comes to helpful email courses, but most of them are trash and are only useful to those who equate email alerts with happiness.

You are no longer one of those people. You are here now, with me. We are together and together we will skinny dip into your fractured psyche. We will probe your mind and soul, together, as one. We will do it five times. This is the first time, you have four more times to go.

You may be feeling a little bit of fear, this is normal. Fear always precedes the chance to evolve. I myself have spent a total of seven years in a state of abject terror which involved considerable amounts of drooling and pants-soiling before I was able to shatter my inner limits, becoming in the process the Ultraviolet Adult and powerhouse of self-improvement that stands before you today.

Now, I am not by any means saying that you will shine as intensely and brightly as I do after you finish this course, but I can say with only a slight degree of doubt, that you WILL most likely SHINE BRIGHTER AND STAND TALLER than you ever have before.

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Welcome To Yourself!

Welcome to my blog, it’s great that you are here to so we can connect. Connect to what you may ask?

To each other, to the universe, to our potential- not just as individuals, but as a species.

Have a look around, I know you will find what you see to be both illuminating and inspiring.

As you look around you will notice many enjoyable and innovative experiences await you!

The world is your oyster and my blog is a pearl. A pearl of wisdom and inspiration cast amoung the swine of ignorance.